Ms Mummy and the Missing Dummy

Ms Mummy went out to play, taking her toddler to the park one sunny day.

Ms Mummy was walking along, holding her toddler and singing a song. Just then a truck went driving by, frightening her toddler, making her cry.

The toddler had been having fun, enjoying the warm rays from the sun, when the truck scared her and she started to cry, dropping her dummy in a garden near by.

Ms Mummy tried to catch it whilst holding her toddler tight, then suddenly she felt a bite. That was when she let go of her carry-all, off her shoulder she watched it fall.

“Owwww!” cried Ms Mummy, “Where is that damn spare dummy?”

It wasn’t here, it wasn’t there, it simply wasn’t anywhere. She checked her pockets, front and back, then she bent down to look through her rucksack.

“Ooooo!” cried Ms Mummy, “Why can’t I find that blasted dummy!”

Her toddler twisted and turned, she writhed and she squirmed, all the while gripping her mother’s clothes tight, screaming as scared passer by’s fled out of sight. “Ooooo!” cried Ms Mummy, “My toddler won’t stop biting me, why does she have to fight?”

The toddler squawked and she squealed as her mother rocked and she reeled. “Ooooo!” cried Ms Mummy, her face turning red, “Where is that silly dummy!”

She jumped as she picked up and jiggled her carry-all and watched as it wobbled and wiggled. “Ooooo!” cried Ms Mummy, her toddler screaming in her ear, “I want my dummy!”

She looked again here, and again there, she pulled apart her carry-all as she looked everywhere. “Ooooo!” cried Ms Mummy, “Where is that f***ing dummy!”

See her stomping all around? Now she’s shouting on the ground, but still that dummy cannot be found. “Ooooo!” cried Ms Mummy, her toddler joining in yelling,  “I want my dummy!”

Ah, now she’s got it, she begins to gleam, is that the dummy, the thing to stop the screams? “Ooooo!” cried Ms Mummy, I’ve found the dummy!”

“Ooooo!” she watched as it dropped to the ground, she moved so fast, she fell as she turned around. Swiftly she grabbed the dummy, and placed it in the mouth of her toddler who was still crying “Peeease Mummy!” Now she felt relieved, for quiet and calm she had achieved, Ms Mummy had found and replaced the dummy.